So I'm back from my hiatus, and it would have truly taken something so incredibly fucked up to bring me back.

I just spent the last 4 hours watching Parental Control. How retarded is that? O_o

मैंने आज से वचन लिया है की मई अब सिर्फ़ हिन्दी में ही पोस्ट करूँगा।

हिन्दी हमारी राष्ट्रभाषा है, और हमें इसका रोज़ इस्तमाल करना चाहिए।

और ठंडे पानी से नहाना चाहिए।

गूगल ट्रांस्लितेरेशन इस अ जोअक ।

हाहा अवेसोमे इ कैन नो राइट इन हिन्दी ओं माय अवेसोमे ब्लॉग। ल्म्फाओ।

एंड नोन ऑफ़ यू क्नोव वहत थे फुक्क इ'म व्रितिंग नो।

हहहहहहः।

ठाट वास अ लौगह।

इ'म अच्तुअल्ली सो फुच्किंग बोर्ड ठाट आईएम हविंग तो टाइप थिस सहित इन हिन्दी.

Women, women, women.

Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

I've had my share of weird experiences with the illogical sex before, but that was really just quite something else. Of all the books I'd want to write someday, chick logic would be the top of my list always.

Oh well, it's time to stake out. It might be a very lonely valentines day in the end. Or maybe I'll decide to creep out of my hole for the first time in the last 3 weeks. Don't hold your breath for it though. I'll probably spend the long weekend watching Mythbusters on TV. Or playing Red Alert 3. Blood and gore on Valentine's weekend. How romantic.

Wargames

Apparently my roomie is a bit of a prankster. He went into the other hall and fucked up some guys room. So the other guy decided it was a great time to take a piss on our door. Our fuckin' door. And then he left a bottle full of leftover diseased-ridden piss and tipped it on our door. So when my roomie opened it, there was piss all over him. Lmao

I surprise myself sometimes. I almost cried today because I got a B on a grammar test. Lol, I'm such a stuck up nerd.