Saturday, January 31, 2009

Can you believe I woke up at 6 in the evening today? Lmao.

Life's good so far.

When I wake up

There's 16 missed calls from the paranoid girlfriend xD

And 21 from the paranoid mother.



Friday, January 30, 2009

Homesickness hits home :(

Ohhh my gawddee.











Red Bull gives you wings.

...but I figured I'd need a fuckin' jetpack to get to school on time today. So I had 3. But I made it.

This chick called Michelle Hamm gave a speech today. She's a Riddle graduate (obviously) and works at NASA to train astronauts to live on the International Space Station. Pretty cool huh? She has a really inspiring story, but the moral of it all is,

You can only succeed at what you do if you're passionate about it.

...which means I'm in big trouble with Vectors in 3 dimensions, differential equations and tangential velocities.

Big time Computer Exam in an hour.

Toodles ;-)

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Social Experiment No.XX

Believe me when I tell you that I have not showered for - 3 days now.

No, I've not decided to become Florida's mosquito breeding farm. Far from it, infact. This is actually part of a social experiment I've decided to take on. (ask me for info about it if you want to know more)

Oh, another reason is that I have no clothes. I gave up on laundrying sometime ago because I live on the 3rd floor and the walkway-bridge to classes is on the 2nd floor and the laundry place is on the first floor. A busy and sincere student like me has to make compromises and sacrifices sometimes. And sometimes that involves hard choices. I mean would any of you rather do laundry or watch Comedy Central?

Hmm, now that you put it like that...

Furthermore, there is the backbreaking and arduous task of tugging your baby blue laundry basket with white polka dots past the prying eyes of the engineering intelligentcia, not to mention a detergent the size of Varun Kapoor. And believe me, Varun Kapoor is heavy. Then there is of course the excruciatingly painful wait before the laundry machine. 90 minutes of uninterrupted indifference.


The goddamn sound drives you nuts.

Contrast THAT, with the comfort of your bed. The temperature is falling outside, but you're in your room, watching the rain hitting your window like an idiot banging his head on the wall. It's so satisfying. People are freezing to death outside, trying to get to class and...OH, DO. THEIR. LAUNDRY. While you're getting cosy with your blanket, silkily curled up in an igloo, posting on your blog, disregarding your homework and watching Family Guy on TV at 6:45 in the morning. It's a no brainer. Why do laundry?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Quote Quote

"I want to talk to you every minute of every second of every day."

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Does this say something to you?

My room is a typical teenager's college room. There's a bunch of tissue rolls just lying around, a pillow near the foot of my bed on the floor, an opened pack of cheez-its lying on the desk, an empty cup of garlic pasta that I never bothered to throw away...and, of course, clothes. Lots of them. All over the place. My jeans hangs from the top of my study table, obnoxiously covering my awesome girlfriend's picture (sorry jules ^^) There's plastic wrappers all over the place, all concocted with shorts and pants and more tissue rolls and smelly socks. And there's bottles. Bottles of milk.


Bottles of milk? What the fuck? I'm 17 years old. I'm a college student. And yet, hmm. There's...1..2..3..4..ohmygod..5..6 bottles of milk I see as I look around me. They're all empty. Obviously. They're in assorted flavors.(only 2% fat, of course)Strawberry, plain, chocolate, name it.

Well...I CANT HELP IT OK!!!??? MILK IS GOOD. Yeah.

Anyway, that's all I'm going to be able to manage on until my id arrives in a week :P
What am I doing in front of a computer screen at 6:09 am?
My career is going nowhere.
They asked me to write my resume.

You know what I handed in?
A blank page.
So the employer can fill it up for me.


Well, Dr. Zeigler gave me +5 for creativity, and another +5 for being a wise guy, but that still doesn't change the fact that I'm basically nowhere. So I'm going to start my improvement from today :D

As a first step, I joined the Skydiving club.
I shit you not, Embry-Riddle has a skydiving club. And I'm in it.

Anyway, that really was hilarious, the thing with the chick saying I'm disturbing and all xD She didn't really mean it, of course, but I couldn't stop laughing at the kind of picture we paint of ourselves to foreigners.

Monday, January 26, 2009

So I was at the Study Abroad office today. Yes folks, even though I'm abroad already, I want to study abroader :D There's so many fkin' desis here that it doesn't even feel like America. Anyway, I digress. I'm talking to this girl who's name resembles that of a popular tropical salad. I swear to god.

Anyway, so we're talking and everything's cool. Then she asks me;

"Where're you from?"
"India ;-)"
(Getting all happy)"Ooooh you're from India?"
(Grinning like a maniac)"Yeah:)"
"That explains why you're so stubborn and disturbing all the time."

The grin is wiped out.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

So, I'm home on a Saturday night.

Can you believe that?

Well, it wasn't always like this...

Infact, until about 5 hours ago, I actually had a bit of a life! I swear.

The thing is, there's this wild keg party at Pedro's house, and I'm not in it. The guy called me like twice to make sure I was coming. I told him twice that I was sure I was coming.

Until today, at soccer. Some dumbfuck took a shot straight to the back of my head. And my head is still spinning. I'm still seeing stars. And that, mah friends, is the reason I had to fucking fall asleep as soon as I reached home, and SLEEP THROUGH THE FUCKING TIME WHEN MANFRED CALLED LIKE 10 TIMES TO COME DOWNSTAIRS.


That is all.

If that wasn't bad enough, I'm up talking to some random stranger from Bosnia and Herzegovina and studying uniform acceleration projectiles :(

...oh, and eating readymade Pav Bhaji. Yes, I slept thru dinner timee.
Lmao, some retard just took down all the posters and stuff off the walls in the corridors :D

...and wrote "FUCK YOU, YOU CUNT!!!" on the resident advisor's door xD

Bwa ha ha

Sorry, I just find that hilarious.
You could take a million sunrises and sunsets over pristine clouds and snow capped mountains and infinite waters.
You could stand on top of the world and look down at everyone, and everything minding their own business with unerring oblivion. And wonder.
You could climb a tree in the middle of a tropical rainforest and try to immerse yourself into the sound of the birds. The gentle knocking of the rain and the authoritative thunder of the clouds. Listen to the mockingbirds under the moon, or the others before the sun.

Heck, you might even throw them all together and paint a truly breathtaking picture.

And even that, cannot beat the sight of my girlfriend when she's just woken up. She's beautiful. Like, raw beautiful.

...and she knows the pi value to 35 decimal places. Holy fucking shit.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Interesting Conversations =)

I'm chatting on skype with my mom.
Lmao, this is so funny! It's the first time she's chatting online
And she finds everything so new xD Like a kid taking it's first steps
She's making all these weird gestures
And can't stop using emoticons xD

I was just telling her about a conversation I had with one of her friends' daughters:

then get one or get a bike
or walk
dont be lazy or get one of your friends to drive u
if you have any

i have no friends :(
i have ivan whos from russia
but my parents say he doesnt exist...


i think ivan likes you
but dont tell him :P
we proised never to leak each others secrets!

awww does he now
tell him that he is so sweet

Ivan says that being nice won't get you into his pants...


This is my conv. with mom:

[8:04:45 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: hahahahaha
[8:04:53 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: its called a smiley or an emoticon :P
[8:04:56 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: and im talking to that natasha
[8:05:02 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: mumta auntys daughter
[8:05:10 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: im telling her i have no friends and all
[8:05:33 PM] karuna desai says: she must b feeling sorry for u
[8:05:53 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: hahahaha
[8:05:55 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: yeah
[8:05:59 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: thats what i tell shefali also
[8:06:03 PM] karuna desai says: hahahahahahahahahahahahah
[8:06:13 PM] karuna desai says: hahahahahahahah
[8:06:16 PM] karuna desai says: hahahahahah
[8:06:19 PM] karuna desai says: hahahahaha
[8:06:23 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: ok mom
[8:06:25 PM] ankytherulerofmankind says: calm down xD

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Me: "Hey Jules, would you get grossed out if I were sitting in front of you and eating like a hog?"

Julzini: "Noooo."

Me: "Why?"

Julzini: "Because that would mean you're sitting in front of me ^^"

Today I got to see Julzini for the first time in like...AAAAAGEEES

Well not really ages, but umm

17 days or so.

Goddamnm that's a long time.

I'd almost forgotten how fucking hot my girlfriend is until today.

I think that was the plan. To remind me very *ahem* suddenly what is lying 5000 miles away.

And now, she has the upper hand in all arguments, because now the power of the words Victoria's Secret becomes terrifyingly real. She can bring me on my knees, lol.

It's getting frigid cold here. I'm in Florida FFS! Why is it like 1-2 degrees >_< GRRRR.

Anyhow, I've decorated my room with a shitload of junk. It's a mess wherever you look. It's perfect :-) It took me a long time to make it like this, but now it's just the way me likey!

Ciao bellaz

This dirty evil college is trying to tempt me to support Barack Obama with the help of free brownies and lemonade.


Unfortunately they're succeeding.

:( :)
Lol, you know those moments when you have sudden realisations?

Well I just had one. At 3:43 am :)

I love my girlfriend a lot lot lot.

Unfortunately, she's in school so I can't call her and start shouting how much I love her xD

So I'll just leave it here, where she'll read it.


Now that's done, off to sleep ankypanky :D

Monday, January 19, 2009

A Very Short Martin Luther King Day.

So apparently this guy is really popular around here. Popular enough to have a public holiday in his honor. [Notice how I started spelling like a yank already?] But this is not right. Just not right. I mean, do you ever see a Remembering Joker day? I'm pretty sure Heath Ledger has touched more lives than this guy has. But I decided to honor this great man anyway by waking up at 4 in the evening :)

Anyhow, I was walking to the mall today after dark, you know the usual, humming along to Imagine by John Lennon and stuff, looking all cool in my sweatshirt and sneakers, when I suddenly hear a strange sound from behind me. I stopped in a cold sweat and turned around, and right there, wrapped around a short fence, were these pair of darkish green eyes staring back at me. It was a rattlesnake. The fear is paralysing. But I can tell you this, the fear of being paralysed is a heck of a lot more real! I ran like a fuckin' lunatic. I mean, can you imagine, that snake wrapping itself around you, being at it's mercy, losing all your freedom and all that you hold dear in a matter of seconds? Truly terrifying.

Speaking of snakes and other such slimy, slithery things, the American free market is even worse. For those not hardened enough - those like me - it is impossible to go to the mall and not buy something totally worthless and overpriced. Here's what happened :

I walked into this store, because they had some good music playing. So I decided to check it out. Instantly, this guy in a hoodie and surfer shorts (wow, casual dressing, much?) comes upto me and asks if he can help me. Wow, the American people really are very helpful. I tell him I appreciate that he thinks us Indians are so fucking stupid, but I'd much rather talk to somebody who actually works at the store. He says he does work at the store. Oh. In a hoodie and surfer shorts. Oh.

"So, can I help you, brah?"
"Nah, just lookin' around man."
"Are you looking around for anything in particular?"
"No, like I said, just looking around."

I come across some nice looking caps. I'm checking one of them out. Sure enough, he's back, hounding me.

"Hey, you like those caps?
"You have really good taste. You must be Indian. I know a lotta Indians who come in here brah. They're the ones who buy all the coolest stuff. I mean, the Pakistanis, on the other hand, yeah they're really cheap. Not saying anythin', just puttin' it out there brah. So, you wanna buy that cap brah?"

"How much is it for?"



But no, this is a matter of National pride now. My heart fills with patriotism and nationalistic sentiment. I have to get that cap now.

"Okay, I'll have it."

"Oh, sorry brah, it's $40 dollars." THAT is pushing it. A little too much for a cap don't you think?

"...oh, and plus tax."

Yes, these American species are smart.
A collection of beautiful quotes from my nerdy friend Ion :)

"Hey, I'm Ion. I'm a charged particle."


"The people in this college are all of different wavelengths and frequencies."


I've been studying all day :( Tomorrow's a public holiday and I haven't even gone out :( :( :(

Oh well :D

Maybe tomorrow?

Oops, I have a shitload of work for tomorrow aswell.

I just got pwn'd :(


Sunday, January 18, 2009

Finish Egr 115 Homework.
Finish Math 243 Homework
Finish HU 143 Homework
Finish Com 221 Homework
Finish Com 219 Homework.
Revise Math 241 Limits and Implicit functions

Way to spend a Sunday.

Sunday Bloody Sunday.

Long Weekend my brown ass. Anyway, I just realised how irresponsible and stupid I am, in that I lost my fucking school bag. Can you believe that? LMAO

Not that funny, because it contained like $100 worth of shit xduhz

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Okay,so something's wrong with my roomie. Maybe he's even drunker than me xD

It's like 4-5 degrees outside, and Aman's over and this guy's getting out of bed and he goes "HOLY SHIT IT MUST BE LIKE 100 DEGREES IN HERE."

...and takes off his shirt. Umm. Okay...

Then he gets in and takes off his shorts.



*Cue me and Aman rolling on the floor laughing*

Aman : "Hey dude I'm gonna open the window."
Aman : "...? wtf?"

Now he's asking to listen to some music to go to sleep.

Now he just fell asleep mid sentence ;D

I love drunk people xD

Hurray for fake IDs :D

I'm sorry if I come across as a bit incongruent at the moment. It's just that I'm a bit drunk. No, not drunk enough to hit on guys (seen that happen) Or to piss on your resident advisor's door - seen that happen too - nah, not nearly enough. But then it does count that I kept calling Fernando as Peter Pan for some reason and Manfred a...butterfly. Lmao. It also counts that I fell over myself - twice - on my way up to the room, and it does count that I put the wrong key in the wrong door first, and then tried to swipe my college ID card over the doorknob. Come to think of it, now I know why I couldn't find the slot to swipe it. Yeah, because it was a doorknob.

I don't think I've had much to drink at all. But then again, I don't even know wtf I'd been drinking. Don't think it's something I want to try again. Not only because it makes you want to take a piss 20 times in 2 minutes, but because I was actually stupid enough to answer a call from my Dad with a bottle of godonlyknowswhat in my hand.

*Really loud hip hop music in the background*
"'re you doing?"
"Great dad, great. You tell me."
"You told me you went out. It's 1:30 am over there. You home yet?"
"What're you doing?"
"Okay cool. You didn't...drink or anything right?"

-Holy shit, think of something!-

"Eh...what visa thing?"
"Nevermind, I'm just sleepy. Cya."
"Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow..."
"Yeah, bye dad"


Remind me to tell you about the Fake IDs incident. I almost thought they'd deport me from the US, but then I guess it helps to be a fast runner :P

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Am I Insane?

Maybe I really am going insane. I need to pick a topic to talk about for Speech class. So what'd you expect? Yeah, you know, the usual probably - abortion; domestic violence; capital punishment- all that kind of BS.

But no. Apparently college has 'refined my mind' so amazingly, that I'm actually considering speaking for 10 minutes, on 'The Comforts of Insanity'

For a second there, you thought I was insane myself. I probably am, I wouldn't know.

But then I try to show you what a warm and fuzzy thing losing your mind really is. If oblivion is bliss, you'd be living in fucking paradise.

No artificial masks to put on, no hypocrisies to act and exaggerate, no judging, no need to fit in to other people's good books, no need to conform to the latest fashion tastes just because you want to impress that alpha chick who's hooking you up with fake IDs. It's become a sad place to live, humanity.

So much so that I'm almost envious of the lunatics.

But, in the words of a very wise man,

There is no Dark Side of The Moon really, matter of fact it's all dark.

And that is all.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009


Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try.
No hell below us;
Above us, only sky.

Imagine all the people,
Living for today.

Imagine there's no country,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to kill, or die for
And no religion too.

Imagine all the people,
Living life in peace.

You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday, you'll join us
And the world will be one.

Imagine no posession,
I wonder if you can.
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man.

Imagine all the people,
Sharing all the world.

You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday, you'll join us
And the world will live as one.
It's 1:24 am. We're hosting a Desi union in our room. 3 Indians and 2 Pakistanis. Right now these people are watching a Punjabi dubbing of Spiderman 2. I mean WHAT THE FUCK!! It's fuckin' hilarious though.

I just had a big ass burrito from Einstein's. My 3rd today lmao. Seriously, I'm going to be obese by the time I'm outta here. Good thing I went working out today then :)

Anyway, it's 4 months today for me and Julezini :D

Again, as I say at the end of every month, it feels like only yesterday, yet it feels like I've known her forever. Can't wait until she comes over. Wish she could get Mr. Morris with her though, that'd be paradise xD

Love you Julezini ^)

It's frustrating I can't get my phone to work. I want to show you guys pics of Daytona Beach, of the *ahem* sights and sounds, and my awesome ass room :D and the awesome ass campus :D and all that shnitzel.

But it's going to have to wait. The RA and Pakistanis are busting on my roommate for masturbating 2 hours every day in the shower. Fuckin' hilarious lol

What I Learned Today.

Speech Class is going to be a total bitch. It's sooo freakin' hard to not cower behind the safety of that podium that it's not even funny. You wouldn't expect to hear this, but my legs were shaking and my hands were anything but steady. Which means I have stage fright. Oh well; I'll get over it ;-)

Homework's a bitch. It takes like hours everyday to just finish that shit, leave alone studying something. This means that I can't party 24x7 like I hoped I could. Even if I did, come to think of it, I'd be partying alone, LOL. Don't come to Embry-Riddle if you're looking for the 'total college experience' :D

So it's going to be 4 months with Julia in a couple of hours =) I love my girlfriend ^). Hopefully everything works out and Spring Break is the most awesomeness time evaaaah :D

Anyway, it's easy to see why so many Yanks are obese :P I mean can you believe this? I've been eating like a retard lately. I mean just gobbling up anything that moves. [Or doesn't move, since I'm vegetarian.]

There isn't much more to talk about today, except that I just woke up from 5 hours of sleep, LOL. I must be the youngest and laziest person on campus. But oh well, if I'm going to fail every class miserably, might as well do it well rested, right?

Shoot The Messenger

It's kind of sad I think, when a man is so involved in his own agendas and theories that he conveniently loses sight of his own flaws. It can get so bad that they will even neglect gaping holes in their 'brilliant insightful thinking'. Causes them to lose a few well meaning friends too, as an afterthought.

Oh well, it's been a good ride while it lasted.

On to more cheerful things now, I'm just hoping to have my phone connected to the laptop soon, and then I can have el brilliente pics of Uni on my el bloggo :D

Yesterday was awesome, though. Apparently my roomie, Angad [who is a cool Indian-American dude] got hold of a two way radio and called the Air Traffic Control tower and told them to clear the runways because Barack Obama's plane wants to land so the President can take a shit. Lmao

They should call this place the Weirdass States of America though. Me and Fernando-A Spaniard friend of mine (he's a fucking bastard xD, like me.) walked over to Burger King at 12:25 am. Obviously the main thingee was closed, but the drive-thru was open. And we were STAAAAARVING. So anyway, we awkwardly walk up to the vending window, and the guy is like, oh sorry we can't give you anything. You need a car to order here. And I'm like WHAT THE FUCK!!!??? I'M HUNGRY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I NEED TO EAT!!! HOW DOES IT MATTER WHETHER I HAVE A CAR OR NOT!!??

Anyway, that's it for now. I'm meeting Nando at Starbucks in a bit. Hmm. Wonder how long it is till I get to Taco Bell finally? :)

Hey, losers.

Obviously you're new here. Well I am too. So let's start off here. I'm writing this so I have a written memoir of my not so ideal American college experience. It's not the kind of 24x7 party-school I thought it'd be, but sure is a blast. Last night some guy stuck a girls' pink underwear on the wall of the lift. And a teacher walked in. That was fuckin' hilarious.

Anyway, I'm habitually late for my early morning class. We're going to have a lot of fun, you and me. I'll be seein' ya.