Tuesday, January 27, 2009

What am I doing in front of a computer screen at 6:09 am?
My career is going nowhere.
They asked me to write my resume.

You know what I handed in?
A blank page.
So the employer can fill it up for me.


Well, Dr. Zeigler gave me +5 for creativity, and another +5 for being a wise guy, but that still doesn't change the fact that I'm basically nowhere. So I'm going to start my improvement from today :D

As a first step, I joined the Skydiving club.
I shit you not, Embry-Riddle has a skydiving club. And I'm in it.

Anyway, that really was hilarious, the thing with the chick saying I'm disturbing and all xD She didn't really mean it, of course, but I couldn't stop laughing at the kind of picture we paint of ourselves to foreigners.

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