Hey, losers.

Obviously you're new here. Well I am too. So let's start off here. I'm writing this so I have a written memoir of my not so ideal American college experience. It's not the kind of 24x7 party-school I thought it'd be, but sure is a blast. Last night some guy stuck a girls' pink underwear on the wall of the lift. And a teacher walked in. That was fuckin' hilarious.

Anyway, I'm habitually late for my early morning class. We're going to have a lot of fun, you and me. I'll be seein' ya.

Toodles.