My roommate was looking for something today. Hence, he gathered the courage to look under my bed. Big mistake.
My jaw hung low as he proceeded to pull out about a dozen k-mart plastic bags, our long lost vaccuum cleaner, his Physics text book, my student employment forms, my iPod headphones, a bunch of tissue rolls, a sock, a hairband (lolwtf?), a toothbrush, a bunch of hair, the lock i'd lost long ago, and two weeks worth of underwear. Everything you could possibly imagine. There was only one thing that was left. And my mouth went dry again when he handed me the kitchen sink.